THE DREAM DEPICTED
[The final image here is of a creation by Damien Hirst who just auctioned off some $200 million dollars of his artwork — the news of which ran in all the business publications. As for Guernica, there are many decent websites about it online, and Sven Lindqvist has a brief essay on Guernica here. And if you're interested in fantastic images of early aircraft, there a great archive here.]
One of the world’s most famous paintings generates a profound turbulence.
Black and white on a huge canvas, Picasso’s Guernica
imagines the frenzied destruction of an aerial bombing.
It has become an iconic image of the madness of war.
But while Guernica
is an image of war, there are no soldiers to be seen.
Instead, the painting depicts a very particular kind of war.
A war against humanity.
The bombs that fell in 1937 on the small town of Guernica
in the Basque region of Spain fell on women and children
and old men and animals.
It was no accident. They were excellent targets.
Which reminds me, have you ever dreamed of flying?
In his masterful The History of Bombing
, Sven Lindqvist shows us
that when man first began to dream of flight,
he began to dream of bombs.
Early popular fiction depicted bombers high in the sky,
safe and dedicated to their sacred mission:
the absolute decimation of entire cities and races below.
And then, the dream became real.
Man learned to fly, and quickly, very quickly,
he learned to bomb.
It proved an impressive way of keeping order.
Lets say you had valuable colonies filled with inferior people
who possessed an entirely different skin color than your own.
And say the colonies were disobedient. They opposed your occupation.
Or interrupted your removal of their resources.
Or gave comfort to your enemies.
You merely had to fly over the homes where their children
played and their wives cooked and their elders sat,
and drop your bombs.
The fiery transformation was considered most effective.
You had delivered a clear message on the law of civilization:
Never resist your superiors. Never think of resisting.
Submit and serve.
In this way, early aerial bombing massacred civilians
in the villages and cities of Morocco and India and
Iran and Ethiopia and many, many other countries.
Only you never heard of these bombings.
They had no Picasso to tell the tale of their devastation.
Their stories went up with the smoke.
Oh, the civilized powers dropping the bombs
did not endorse the brutal killing of innocents.
They were nations of laws and justice and religion.
They enacted strict international laws forbidding such actions.
Only these laws applied to humans like themselves.
Humans unlike themselves,
Africans or Arabs or Asians or Indians,
were naturally inferior and fell outside such legal constraints.
They could be slaughtered for their own good.
That’s what was interesting with Guernica.
Europeans bombed innocent Europeans.
That was new in 1937. And deeply unsettling.
Picasso began working on his masterpiece almost immediately
after hearing reports of the atrocity, and Guernica
widely through Europe. When viewers gazed upon it, did they sense
it was an image more from the future than the past?
No matter. A single painting, no matter how large,
no matter how celebrated the artist,
was not enough. Not enough at all.
Soon the people of the civilized nations would learn
what their darker-skinned brothers already knew.
Everyone was at risk from the sky.
In a few short years, civilians living in huge cities
would be incinerated by the tens of thousands.
Dresden, Hamburg, and Tokyo would be
decimated in a new kind of war where everyone
was a target and innocence was irrelevant.
Of course, that was another time, another world.
Nothing like this could happen today.
The important work of our greatest artists tell us so.
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And though we could not obtain the actual videos, we did manage to procure the rough scripts of the upcoming campaign commercials. These scripts are are so stirring, so utterly truthful, we feel compelled to share them with our fellow citizens:
JM08 COM#43: MR. ORATOR
: “He’s the most riveting orator in the world. But does good ‘public speaking’ mean you’re ready to lead? Adolph Hitler thought so, and millions were murdered in a monstrous holocaust. Can we really afford to take a chance on history repeating itself?"
: SHOTS OF 200,000 GERMANS CHEERING OBAMA'S SPEECH IN BERLIN INTERCUT WITH IMAGES OF ADOLPH HITLER HOLDING SWAY BEFORE ROUSING GERMAN CROWDS, THEN CAMERA ZOOMS IN AND FREEZES ON OBAMA.
JM08 COM#44: MR. INTELLECTUAL
: "He's an elite Ivy League educated intellectual. But are his ‘big ideas’ right for America? Barack Obama says no to offshore drilling. No to U.S. victory abroad. And YES to taxes. Sound familiar? Sounds like the ‘big ideas’ of the brutal communist dictator Vladimir Lenin. That’s the real Obama."
: DRAMATIC SHOTS OF OBAMA SPEAKING BEFORE VARIOUS CROWDS JUXTAPOSED WITH IMAGES OF MISERABLE, REPRESSED SOVIET CITIZENS COWERING.
JM08 COM #45: MR. COOL
: "He's charming. He’s charismatic. He’s ‘cool.’ Or so he seems. Charles Manson seemed charismatic too—an ‘American Original,’ just like Barack Obama. But John McCain knows there’s nothing ‘cool’ about ritualistic cult murder. John McCain knows we don’t need Charlie Manson in the Oval Office.”
: IMAGES OF OBAMA SHAKING HANDS, SMILING, JOKING, JUXTAPOSED WITH IMAGES OF CHARLES MANSON AND NEWS FOOTAGE OF THE SHARON TATE MURDERS BEFORE MOVING TO A TIGHT CLOSE UP OF OBAMA'S STRANGE EYES.
JM COM #46: MR. ATHLETE
: "Avoiding military service, Barack Obama never spent time on a battlefield or a POW camp. He preferred instead the safety of a warm gym to develope his lithe, athletic body, much as a gay male bodybuilder might. Does America really want a gay bodybuilder in the White House? John McCain voted to put homosexual rapists and murderers behind bars . . . for life."
: SHOTS OF OBAMA PLAYING BASKETBALL WITH THE TROOPS IN IRAQ DISSOLVE TO SHOTS OF MALE BODYBUILDERS DISSOLVE TO GAY PARADE SHOTS, FOLLOWED BY A SERIES OF MUG SHOTS BEFORE SETTLING IN ON OBAMA.
JM08 COM #47: MR. INSPIRATION
: “In our great land, anyone can succeed, regardless of race, creed or color. But does the virulent anti-semitic hate-speech of a Louis Farrakhan really have a place in American politics? John McCain says no. No to race war. No to violence and mob rule. No to Barak Obama’s vision for America."
: IMAGE BEGINS WITH SMILING BLACK CHILD, THEN MOVES TO BLACK PANTHERS, LOUIS FARRAKHAN, WILLIE HORTON, URBAN RIOT FOOTAGE AND A LONG ZOOM IN TO AN ANGRY OBAMA.
JM08 COM #48: MR. UNITY
: “Barack Obama calls for global unity, tolerance, and international law — the very same things that the AntiChrist advocates. Don't believe it? When the AntiChrist rides in from Babylon on a horse of death singing a song of unity and the world falls to bloody apocalypse, you'll believe it all right. Read your Bible, America. That’s the real Obama.”
: INTERCUT BETWEEN IMAGES OF A CARING OBAMA, A RIDER ATOP A THUNDERING HORSE AND SCENES OF BLOODY GLOBAL APOCALYPSE.
JM08 COM #49: MR. CHANGE AGENT
: Barack Obama stands for 'hope' and ‘change.’ But what does he mean exactly? A Koran in every classroom? Islamofascist control of the the federal government? A terrorist on every street corner? You won't find anything murky and sinister about John McCain — he believes in the purity and goodness of our great nation.
: IMAGES OF 9/11 DEVASTATION INTERCUT WITH OBAMA IN ISLAMIC GARB.
THE NEW WORLD
[Guest Entry by Andrew Volpe with editorial assistance by SurfingtheSpectacle]
Some say that there are no more new frontiers in our world today. They claim that every place on earth has been discovered, explored and thoroughly populated.
This is not so.
There is an exciting new land mass that remains more or less untouched by humanity.
It waits in the Pacific, between Hawaii and California, just ripe for the taking.
There's one catch, though.
It's made of garbage.
Though no official name has yet been given this new world, many are simply calling it the "Eastern Garbage Patch."
Although "patch" doesn't quite do the trash mass the justice that it deserves.
Researchers estimate it to weigh roughly three million tons, covering an area larger than Texas.
How did this modern miracle come to be? What could possibly create something so mighty?
Well, man, of course.
Man from all the continents of the world has cast his garbage into the sea. The endless swarms of trash drift and drift until they reach an empty, immense and uninhabited area of the ocean where competing pressure zones from around the world come together to create a dead zone for sailors and sea creatures alike.
And now, garbage.
Oh, clever Nature! How she provides!
The foul-smelling eyesore of our civilization’s garbage finds a far-off watery home, relieving us of its odious presence.
Of course we could simply consume less, waste less, create a lifestyle that utilizes our resources in a clean, self-sustaining manner. But why bother when nature provides its own solution?
Sadly, some don’t grasp the beauty of this organic approach. They point to a certain material in our garbage that takes eons to disintegrate — plastics.
They whine that accumulating plastics poison the environment, poison the creatures that consume the plastics and poison all of us in turn.
It's all gloom and doom.
Have they never heard of a little thing called survival of the fittest?
Embrace the new world, my friends!
Trust to Nature!
[There's an excellent article on the subject here and a decent Wikipedia entry here. Check out the NPR radio story or the video series on VBS.TV called Garbage Island which vividly chronicles this subject. We should mention that there's a Western Garbage Patch, much like the East. And the massive amount of trash in these remote locations aren't actually piled up like marvelous garbage dumps; it's a far more insidious blight as the debris floats in immense swaths below the surface, trillions and trillions of plastic particles and contaminants quietly involved in the steadfast destruction of earth's organic life.]
[Glass of water, anyone?]
BEHOLD THE MAN
Who holds the leash?
Who holds the leash that holds the head of the man? Who holds the leash that drags the naked, beaten man?
Lynndie England. Lynndie England holds the leash. The news has told us that.
But there is another question, one that no one bothered to ask:
Who is the man on the leash?
This is the man on the leash.
He was beaten, drenched in urine, sodomized with a broom, and dragged along the ground on a leash.
He is an Iraqi, he is innocent of all crimes, and now he is something else. He is a witness. Two years ago in an Istanbul hotel room, he told his story.
An American artist was also in that room. He captured the man's likeness and the stream of his words, much as he had with other ill-fated souls of Abu Ghraib.
The artist’s name is Daniel Heyman. His involvement here began with the most infamous photograph from that Baghdad prison: the hooded prisoner.
That stark image became a global symbol of the abuse committed by Americans in Abu Ghraib.
Heyman used the figure himself in silkscreens and etchings to comment on torture. But eventually he found the anonymity of the image troubling. It seemed to continue the process that the torturer had started – to strip the victim of his humanity, to annihilate his self-dignity.
He wondered: Who are these people?
Heyman soon found out. He met an attorney involved in a reparations lawsuit on behalf of detainees held unjustly in the notorious Baghdad prison.
It turns out that many of the inmates tortured in Abu Ghraib were eventually released without any criminal charges
They were utterly innocent and they were tortured. They returned to their homes broken, ravaged, devastated.
These inmates were later located and brought to Jordan and Turkey for interviews. There they told their stories for the first time. Heyman was invited to sit in and document the process, which he did in drypoint etchings and watercolors.
The result is his Abu Ghraib Detainee Interview Project
Each story is a catastrophe. They began with events of confusion and tragedy. Houses stormed. People beaten. Explosions. Bewilderment. A man taken away moments after holding his dead children in his arms.
The former inmates chronicle their abuse in Abu Ghraib. These taxi-drivers and dentists and teachers and candy shop owners were rarely told why they were captured. When they asked, they always received the same answer:
Brutality. Deprivation. Rape.
And shame. The father forced to dig a grave for his son. The brother forced to beat brother. All this amid the daily degradation of shit, piss, sexual humiliation and religious mockery.
These events left them traumatized long after they were released.
Personal accounts of torture in Abu Ghraib rarely surface in the mass media. Reports that do emerge seem distant, impersonal.
So it is startling to see the victim’s tale offered in his own words, and rendered visually by the expressive hand of a single artist intently observing.
There is an intimacy here that cameras and other mechanical devices cannot capture. A story passed from person to person.
A story passed to us. If we might consider that Lynndie England did not hold the leash alone, that we are complicit in the crimes done in our name, then Heyman's Abu Ghraib project suggests we can also be involved in repair, in the transmission of new truths.
Many stories need telling.
[Several places on the Web provide more images from this project, including extended accounts of these prisoners' tales, as well as descriptions of Daniel Heyman's techniques and mediums. Check out Heyman's website here which provides links to articles, reviews and his own journals. Good articles can be found here and here with an audio piece here and a video piece here.]
THAT WHICH IS FASHIONABLE
It's insane to go anywhere these days
without a reliable weapon.
But with so many awkward and ungainly choices,
how does one find something suitably chic?
Taser International has the answer.
Its team of top artists and designers have created
stylish tasers for the discerning eye.
Check out this sporty pink number, ladies.
Taser International made it just for you.
Sleek, stylish and, best yet...
...a little squeeze sends 50,000 volts of electric shock
to confound any villain.
Simply ideal for the fashion-forward crowd.
The taser design, with its svelte yet sensuous contours,
has also begun to integrate more organic motifs.
A powerful reminder of man's unity with all living things.
With such a high level of aesthetics, the taser is becoming an
. What else in your collection can reduce
someone to a writhing bowl of jelly?
Could the taser designers display their work at MOMA or the Louvre?
Of course they could.
But these artists are dedicated to the transformation of everyday culture.
They toil so that we may live full lives of creative imagination.
And now they've dreamt up something truly new and marvelous.
Behold the Taser Music Player Holster, which holds
your favorite taser and an MP3 player.
Everyone knows it’s most unpleasant when you tase a man
and he starts screaming like a little child.
Now you can remain blissfully oblivious to his blood-curdling cries
as you groove to the musical stylings of Phil Collins.
It's a Taser International motto: “Mixing Music with Security.”
Want to subdue an unruly questioner at a political event?
Just set the volume high for your fave tunes
to drown out any silly “Don’t Touch me Bro!”
or "Please, God, no, no!!"
and then tase, tase, tase away!
We admit it.
Our harsh denunciation
last year of tasers was wildly flawed.
We displayed evidence showing that tasers were dangerous
and frequently misused by poorly trained police and security guards.
As if that
We ignored the beauty of it all and in so doing, failed in our role as artists:
Serving those who depend on us.
back to the top
The News Anchor Knows Best.
“Our patriotism is that of the man who loves a woman with open eyes. He is enchanted by her beauty, yet he sees her faults. So we, too, who know America, love her beauty, her richness, her great possibilities; we love her mountains, her canyons, her forests, her Niagara, and her deserts—above all do we love the people that have produced her wealth, her artists who have created beauty, her great apostles who dream and work for liberty—but with the same passionate emotion we hate her superficiality, her cant, her corruption, her mad, unscrupulous worship at the alter of the Golden Calf."
(Emma Goldman, Anarchist, Feminist, during her July 1917 espionage trial for actively opposing the military draft)
That Which is Backwards
Kurt Vonnegut's novel Slaugherhouse Five
considers Tralfamadorians, time travel and the 1945 firebombing of Dresden, Germany, which killed tens of thousands of civilians. Vonnegut was there as a POW. He saw the aftermath of the bombing, an episode that might be said to have altered his comic perspective. Click here
to hear him read an excerpt from the book.
Shut Up. Be Happy.
Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine samples in the morning. Jello Biafra
with a timely announcement. Image by Winston Smith
Most Strange and Pathetic
We are living in an age of science fiction, so strange, so awful, we can't help but gawk at the tragic lunacy. The most inept president in American history, creator of needless war, indifferent to the challenges of environmental disaster, poverty, and education, ridiculed within his nation and without, travels into outer space and lands on a tiny, strange planet where he is revered like a god.
His ecstatic delight in this manic adoration is by turns comic, frightening and pathetic. The spectacle in all its glory.
Myth of Hollywood
A tale of the American Dream, Hollywood-style. See the video short
of Johnny Dullstar, the man who shines the stars along Hollywood's Walk of Fame.
Duke Ellington's Portrait of Mahalia Jackson
Just because it's such a beautiful piece of music.
A Duty to Warn
“So long as this obscene display was confined to prostitutes and adulteresses, we did not think it deserving of notice; but now that it is attempted to be forced on the respectable classes of society … we feel it a duty to warn every parent against exposing his daughter to so fatal a contagion."
(The Times of London, 1816, after the first performance of the waltz at a royal British Ball)
PARIS BEGINS IT ALL
banksy, hilton, celebrity, fakery, guerilla art, profound vacancy, destroy
UPON TAKING THE PHOTOGRAPHS BACK OUT
blue, blue, blue, blue sky, september 11th
WE AS HUMANS
robots, camel racing, child slaves, starvation, sport, robot jockeys, sheikhs
THE HUMAN FORM DIVINE
william blake, leduff, storyteller, detroit, charon, body snatcher, 14 bucks
THAT WHICH OFFENDS
michael dickinson, rude, madman, torture, eggs, bush, photomontage
LIBERTY OR DEATH
patrick henry, gabriel, slaves, rebellion, how awkward, freedom, death
CHILDREN'S GUIDE TO TERRORISM archie campbell,
warning to children, arabian, delight
THE GLORY OF ART
warhol, commodity, south africa, death and water, creativity, merry-go-round
SEND IN THE CLOWNS
mughal emperor, saira wasim, pakistan, buffoon, boys, politics, missiles
AS IF WE COUNT
obvious & obscene, the dead unheard, civilian toll, counting, who? who?
THE MARVEL OF THE TASER
glorious invention, small problems, library, confronting brutality
THE FACE OF HUMANITY
glory, mars, civilization, human marvel, sacred image, timeless message
BEHOLD THE LIGHT
thomas kinkade, serenity, inoffensive images, million dollar industry, kitsch, piss
THAT WHICH IS REPEATED
hiroshima, debate, civilians, annihilation, history class, patriotism, bomb drop
GESTURE, MOVEMENT, ACTION body, signal, raw, performance art, action, motive, irrational event
THAT WHICH IS SUBVERSIVE radical, souls & chumps, FBI, Jimmy Stewart, secret bond, lost world, human value
THE SPORTING LIFE
noble tradition, child abuse, nuisance, something good, mighty princes
WHOLE LOT SAFER
mission accomplished, dead Saddam, bad people, vigilance, rutabaga!
THAT WHICH DOESN'T EXIST madmen, pieta, diego rivera, rockefeller, lenin, robot beggar, erasure
GIFTS FROM THE GODS Limbaugh, healing words, incredible offer, angels, commies, warrior, O'Reilly
ART AND THE TOILET advertising, fantastic tale, soft and superior, Mona Lisa, civilized ass
WHEN RODNEY KING MADE A SPEECH brutal beating, riot, ignorance, eloquence, ridicule, we're all stuck
BURDEN OF IMAGES
Lee Miller, fashion, photographer, war, annihilation, cooking
OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND hiding war images, civilian death, military coffin, surreal, shaming
THAT WHICH BLIGHTS THE CITY contamination, public work, illegal art, madman's ravings, abomination
WRITER AS HERO
Mr. Vonnegut has left
the room and may not
be back shortly
THAT WHICH ENTERTAINS
torture, Battle of Algiers, dark ages, filmmaker, 24, agony and amusement
THE MEASURE OF WOMEN
body, size, control, fear, engineering, dolls, violence, war, length of history
THE WALLS OF THE WORLD
creatures, murals, opening skins, struggle, dream, dolls, violence, Blu
THE MOST POSITIVE MAN IN THE WORLD boy, war, hunger, trek, fear, lions, art, new world, Awer Bul
VISION OF THE DIVINE
dark mysteries, dream visions, avatar, courage, clarity, guiding muse
THE NEXT GREAT SPECIES
changing planet, chemicals, consumption, cell phone, kingdom of the cockroach
oil industry, cataclysm, transformation, new fuel, janitor, bright future
GO FUCK YOURSELF MR. CHENEY crucial message, Dr. Marble, decency, FCC, boobies, achievement
THE DAILY DRIVE
Iraq, checkpoints, panic, broken, familiar, tedium, fear, mistakes, humor
THE COMPASSIONATE SOUL caring Americans, injustice, Mother Teresa, women, benefactor
WONDERFUL ANIMATION FOR AMERICAN CHILDREN terror, animation, evil, souls, patriot, inspiring
AS IF HUMAN
Hirst, skull, profit, homeless, Eqbal, dignity, portraits, street stories,
OUR FRIEND IS DEAD
stopping to move forward, endless mystery, foolishness & wisdom
THE OLD DOG BEGINS TO BITE Botero, enormous, mythic, Columbia, pleasant, murder, prison, memory
OUR STRANGE DREAMS aching manifestations, desires, justice, brazen truth, book 'em Danno
WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW future glory, lightning from heaven, eternal trust, always with you
THE MAN WHO MADE THE MOUSETRAP machine gun, invention, Hiram Maxim, knighthood, thanks!
THE GIFT OF THE HEART AK-47, Valentine, sweet Kalashnikov, sacred and cheap, kiss, true love
OUR TWILIGHT ZONE
Saudi Executioner, TV talk show, insanity, modesty, brain matter, normal
THAT WHICH IS FASHIONABLE stylish, taser, objet d'art, writhing, music, pain, beauty, failure
BEHOLD THE MAN prison torture interview etchings stories catastrophe shame complicity
THE NEW WORLD garbage Texas dead zone plastics poison nature survival fittest nature!
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THE DREAM DEPICTED Guernica decimation dream of flight aerial slaughter civilized incineration